That's intense
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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