i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
