her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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