I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I need a hoe opinion
go on
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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