pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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