I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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