He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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