He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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