Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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