Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
