I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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