We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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