Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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