just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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