We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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