I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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