Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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