Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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