i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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