You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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