Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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