hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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