is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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