Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
thus making me awesome and them whores
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
This toilet bowl is my home.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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