3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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