oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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