I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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