Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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