she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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