I have demons in me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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