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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

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Ps thx for the porn on my phone

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;) ur welcome

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(212): Send those Picts to my email please. From last night (941): Ps thx for the porn on my phone (212): ;) ur welcome http://tfl.nu/raw9

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So are we goin out tonight?

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Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(850): So are we goin out tonight? (315): Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night... (850): And that was fun, wasn't it? http://tfl.nu/s8z3

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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other

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(605): I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other http://tfl.nu/boea

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(713): View more from Texas

As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..

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(713): As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone.. http://tfl.nu/l9l0

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(917): View more from New York City

She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.

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(917): She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter. http://tfl.nu/oq3f

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(315): View more from New York

some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.

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(315): some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad. http://tfl.nu/fabc

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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(570): I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem. http://tfl.nu/6woq

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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.

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(910): Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood. http://tfl.nu/yy48

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(207): View more from Maine

I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup

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(207): I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup http://tfl.nu/gqz1

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(214): View more from Texas

Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...

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(214): Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake... http://tfl.nu/n6e9

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.

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(719): I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone. http://tfl.nu/u0bu

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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.

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(765): I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him. http://tfl.nu/g1zb

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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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(479): Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine. http://tfl.nu/rrcc

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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.

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(248): Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed. http://tfl.nu/r0u0

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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?

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(713): I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla? http://tfl.nu/e5jq

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