I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..