i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions