I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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