I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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