i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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