You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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