we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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