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• (770): View more from Georgia

  honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

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  you.

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  oh yeah. preciate

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• (850): View more from Florida

  OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  he is a creepy guy.

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  yea thats what heroine does to ppl.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out

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• (408): View more from California

  I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!

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• (619): View more from California

  How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list

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  "Only you can prevent yeast infections."

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.

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