I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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