I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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