you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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