Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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