At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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