my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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