You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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