The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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