So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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