You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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