On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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