Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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