Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
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Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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