I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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