wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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