I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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