haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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