Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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