Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
