why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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