i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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