Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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