I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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